Sheshe Has Voiced Her Concerns

Read and inwardly digest! (Photo by Kamil Kanta)

Preamble

Sheshe emailed the following to me today. I really wanted to share it, however, Sheshe has voiced her concerns that it may upset our male followers who are significant in numbers and have been very loyal and supportive of our blog.

I would, therefore, like to put out a disclaminer to say that no men, to our knowledge, were hurt or upset by the below as yet (oh, except for Sheshe’s husband, Michael, who has suggested that a ducking stool might come in handy). I did point out to him that times have moved on and it was more a case of “Girl Power” or in our case “Women Over Fifty Power”. It is meant to be very much “tongue in cheek” and we hope you will see the funny side of it. All comments will be gratefully received.

WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! OPEN TO MEN ONLY – ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of 50 participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS – DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control – Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming
Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
Power Point presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES& CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available