Waitrose

Waitrose

28 July 2014

These comments, that have apparently been overheard in Waitrose, came through on my e-mail!

— “Hurry up with the focaccia darling, that man is coming to clean the pool soon”

— “No marinated artichokes? It’s like East Berlin in here”

— “Lucas, put that falafel down. You already chose olives with manchego for your treat”

— “Please don’t rummage in the reduced bin darling, someone from the golf club might see you”

— “It’s like the Third World in Tesco. No pine nuts”

— “Orlando, that is enough blueberries. I only need them to go on top of the venison”

— “Topside? Why on earth would we feed Winnie topside? Anyone would think you wanted to kill the poor dog”

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