Is It Splash Or Flash?

Who is this guy - no name under photo on Splash website?

Who is this guy – no name under photo on Splash website?

3 February 2014

C – did you watch that hysterically funny episode of Splash on Saturday night – a guy lost his trunks in the Splash Off? The commentator said they would not be revisiting the dive with the pool camera and asked that he fix the elastic in his trunks before next week. I could not put a name to his face, as I was too busy checking out the Budgie Smugglers he was wearing. He had lots of tattoos but I am hopeless with celebrities, don’t know who anybody is – I need to spend more time reading Hello Magazine. It was the best Saturday nights TV viewing in ages; on a par with Casualty. Has it been mentioned in the tabloids this morning, I wonder.

S – have not seen a paper today but have made a note to make sure I tune in to Splash next week. Not keen on Casualty myself – all that misery.

C – I do like a bit of doom and gloom – it is light entertainment in my book. I don’t have the luxury of Sky TV like you so my choices are limited.

S – if it was up to me the Sky TV would be cut off – it is only full of repeats and general rubbish. We don’t have the Movies or the Sport as it is too expensive. We just seem to watch endless re-runs of Friends.

Later ..

C – working at estate agents this afternoon as someone is on holiday. Am developing a large boil on my top lip, so that is not looking good but nothing I can do about it. The good news is I have made a sale so will be getting some commission – only £60 but better than “a poke in the eye with a sharp stick”, as they say.

S – well done! Boil sounds painful and not what you want when showing buyers around! Have got Amber coming round for tea at three, as I am not at work and I have not seen her in ages.

C – say hello from me; bet she is surprised at my new career in estate agents. Hope Amber’s new man is still ringing her bells. All I get is snoring – I really need to address the situation and send Toby for some medical advice!

S – yes, snoring is so very irritating and destroys one’s sleep.


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