Attention, Global Wine Shortage In The Offing

Feast Your Eyes!
Feast Your Eyes!

C – devastating news was broadcast on Radio 4 this morning, prior to The Archers Omnibus and Desert Island Disks, which are always a must for Sunday morning listening. By the way, when I get cast away on a desert island by Kirsty Young, as I hope to be following the success of our blog being turned into a Book, Film and Play (in my dreams), I would like to choose my luxury item to be clean, white, laundered, Egyptian cotton sheets every day. I digress the devastating news is that there is shortly to be a global wine shortage (sharp intake of breath!) with prices going through the roof. I only caught the headline so is anyone able to fill me in as to why this appalling shortage could be upon us before we know it. Is gin to be the new wine? Does this mean we should start foraging in the hedgerows and dusting off our demijohns?

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